after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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