I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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