so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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