? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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