i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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