Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Randomize
