I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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