I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Randomize
