I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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