Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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