I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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