The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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