You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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