Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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