My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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