girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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