Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
