never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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