I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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