Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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