and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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