weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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