I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have fence marks all over my body
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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