You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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