So drunk its hurt
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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