You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
