i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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