WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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