I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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