its not stalking. its research.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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