Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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