I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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