I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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