I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is wine microwaveable?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Fuck me I smell like cheese
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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