i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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