I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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