oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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