are you still at the devil's house?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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