Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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