she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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