I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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