you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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