I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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