I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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