I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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