she woke up with a sticky ear
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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