shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
