Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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