You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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