i barfeds in our rink
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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