If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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