You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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