god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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