I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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